How much of a man are you??????
 
1. In the company of other gay males, intercourse should be referred to as:
    a) lovemaking
    b) screwing
    c) Driving the pigskin bus into the donought drive-thru
     
2. You should make love to another man for the first time only after you've both shared:
    a) your views about what you expect from a sexual relationship
    b) your blood-test results
    c) five tequila slammers
     
3. You time your orgasm so that:
    a) your partner climaxes first
    b) you both climax simultaneously
    c) you don't miss East Enders
     
4. Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is:
    a) healthy, creative love-play
    b) not the sort of thing your boyfriend would ever agree to
    c) not the sort of thing your boyfriend ever needs to find out about
     
5. Spending the whole night cuddling the man you've just had sex with is:
    a) the best part of the experience
    b) the second best part of the experience
    c) £100 extra
     
6. Your boyfriend says he's gained five pounds in weight in the last month. You tell him that it is:
    a) No concern of yours
    b) not a problem, he can join your gym
    c) a conservative estimate
     
7. You think today's sensitive, caring gay man is:
    a) a myth
    b) an oxymoron
    c) a moron
     
8. To you, monogamy is:
    a) essential
    b) essential in front of your boyfriend
    c) a type of wood
     
9. Which of the following are you most likely to find yourself saying at the end of a relationship?
    a) "I hope we can still be friends,"
    b) "I'm not in right now, please leave a message at the beep,"
    c) "Welcome to Dumpsville, population YOU."
10. A man who is uncomfortable watching you masturbate:
    a) needs a little more time before he can cope with that sort of intimacy
    b) is uptight and a waste of time
    c) shouldn't have sat next to you on the bus in the first place
 
 
Scoring:
 
If you answered "a" more than 7 times, check your pants to make sure you really are a gay man, and cancel your subscription to Attitude. If you answered "b" more than seven times, check into therapy, you're still a little confused, watch Queer as Folk 10 times. If you answered "c" more than 7 times, "YOU'RE THE MAN!"

 

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