| How much of a man are you?????? 1. In the company of other gay males, intercourse should be referred to as:
b) screwing c) Driving the pigskin bus into the donought drive-thru
b) your blood-test results c) five tequila slammers
b) you both climax simultaneously c) you don't miss East Enders
b) not the sort of thing your boyfriend would ever agree to c) not the sort of thing your boyfriend ever needs to find out about
b) the second best part of the experience c) £100 extra
b) not a problem, he can join your gym c) a conservative estimate
b) an oxymoron c) a moron
b) essential in front of your boyfriend c) a type of wood
b) "I'm not in right now, please leave a message at the beep," c) "Welcome to Dumpsville, population YOU."
b) is uptight and a waste of time c) shouldn't have sat next to you on the bus in the first place Scoring: If you answered "a" more than 7 times, check your pants to make sure you really are a gay man, and cancel your subscription to Attitude. If you answered "b" more than seven times, check into therapy, you're still a little confused, watch Queer as Folk 10 times. If you answered "c" more than 7 times, "YOU'RE THE MAN!" |
